
Crap Commandos: We Scoop So You Don’t Have To!
At Crap Commandos, we take pet waste removal seriously—so you don’t have to! Armed with precision tools, unwavering dedication, and a "no poop left behind" policy, our elite squad swoops in to handle the dirty work while you focus on what really matters—enjoying your yard and loving your pets.
Our Mission: Poop-Free Yards, Happy Homes
Whether it's a backyard battlefield or a multi-dog minefield, we’re your first line of defense against smelly surprises. Here’s how our crack team tackles the task of pooper scooping:
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On-Site Patrols: We come to your property like stealthy ninjas of cleanliness, scanning every nook and cranny for hidden hazards.
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Thorough Collection: Using specialized gear, we remove every last "landmine" with military-grade precision. (Okay, maybe just expert precision, but it feels like military-grade.)
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Responsible Disposal: Once we’ve cleared the yard, we take the waste with us and dispose of it properly—no mess, no stress!
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Flexible Deployment: Do you need a one-time cleanup before a big event or regular visits to maintain poop-free peace? We’ve got your back with customizable plans that fit your needs.
Why Choose Crap Commandos?
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Punctual & Reliable: We show up on time, every time, because poop waits for no one.
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Pet-Friendly Pros: We’re big on pets and even bigger on keeping them safe. We work around your furry friends with care.
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Eco-Conscious Disposal: We dispose of waste responsibly because your yard and the planet deserve a clean break.
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Safety: All staff members are background and drug-screened
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On the way text: To ensure you know when and who is arriving
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Confirmation emails before visit: Flexible confirmations so you know your service days
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Completed job text and locked gate notifications: Peace of mind and reliability to know the job is done and your pets are secured.
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Flexible Options: Easy, no hassle,e and affordable subscription or one-time clean-up
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Program Benefits: We offer loyalty rewards, discounts for multi-month commitments, and a 10% veterans discount.
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Deodorization and Sanitization are available in your space to remove bacteria and potential pathogens like parvo, giardia, and more. Making your outdoor spaces safe for the family to enjoy.
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Discounted Patio pressure washing with subscription service.
Who We Serve
Homeowners with yards that need reclaiming.Busy pet parents with better things to do.Dog parks, apartment complexes, and community spaces.
Where We Serve
We are proud to service the following cities and their surrounding areas. Aubrey, Prosper, Celina, Pilot Point, Cross Roads, Little Elm, Frisco, Oak Point, and McKinney.
Join the Poop-Free Revolution!
With packages starting as low as $19.99/visit, let Crap Commandos turn your landmines into a land of leisure. Pooper scooping doesn't have to be on your list of chores. Book your first patrol today and experience the joy of a yard free from the tyranny of turds. Because when it comes to poop, we’re the pros who get the job done.
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