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Crap Commandos: We Scoop So You Don’t Have To!
At Crap Commandos, we take pet waste removal seriously—so you don’t have to! Armed with precision tools, unwavering dedication, and a "no poop left behind" policy, our elite squad swoops in to handle the dirty work while you focus on what really matters—enjoying your yard and loving your pets.
Our Mission: Poop-Free Yards, Happy Homes
Whether it's a backyard battlefield or a multi-dog minefield, we’re your first line of defense against smelly surprises. Here’s how our crack team tackles the task:
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On-Site Patrols: We come to your property like stealthy ninjas of cleanliness, scanning every nook and cranny for hidden hazards.
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Thorough Collection: Using specialized gear, we remove every last "landmine" with military-grade precision. (Okay, maybe just expert precision, but it feels like military-grade.)
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Responsible Disposal: Once we’ve cleared the yard, we take the waste with us and dispose of it properly—no mess, no stress!
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Flexible Deployment: Need a one-time cleanup before a big event? Or regular visits to maintain the poop-free peace? We’ve got your back with customizable plans that fit your needs.
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Why Choose Crap Commandos?
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Punctual & Reliable: We show up on time, every time because poop waits for no one.
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Pet-Friendly Pros: We’re big on pets and even bigger on keeping them safe. We work around your furry friends with care.
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Eco-Conscious Disposal: We dispose of waste responsibly because your yard and the planet deserve a clean break.
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Safety: All staff members are background and drug-screened
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On the way text: To ensure you know when and who is arriving
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Confirmation emails before visit: Flexible confirmations so you know your service days
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Completed job text and locked gate notifications: Peace of mind and reliability to know the job is done and your pets are secured.
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Flexible Options: Easy, no hassle,e and affordable subscription or one-time clean-up
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Program Benefits: We offer loyalty rewards, discounts for multi-month commitments, and a 10% veterans discount.
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Who We Serve
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Homeowners with yards that need reclaiming.
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Busy pet parents with better things to do.
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Dog parks, apartment complexes, and community spaces.
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Where We Serve
We are proud to service the following cities and their surrounding areas.
Aubrey, Prosper, Celina, Pilot Point, Cross Roads, Little Elm, Frisco, Oak Point, and McKinney.
Join the Poop-Free Revolution!
Let Crap Commandos turn your landmines into a land of leisure. Book your first patrol today and experience the joy of a yard free from the tyranny of turds. Because when it comes to poop, we’re the pros who get the job done. Don’t see a plan that’s right for you give us a call at 940-945-6255 or send us an email at info@crapcommandos.com.
- Best Value
Master Sergeant Doody - Weekly
64.99$Every monthThe ultimate convenience for pet owners who want a consistently clean yard. This premium plan keeps your outdoor space poop-free year-round. Save by subscribing weekly.Â- Weekly thorough pet waste removal service $14.99 per visit
- Pet Waste disposal
- Spot sanitizing and deodorizing (Full sanitization extra)
- Consistent scheduling for your convenience
- Priority scheduling for emergency clean ups
- Loyalty reward programs access and discounts
- Complimentary treats for your pets
- Completed job and locked gate text notifications
- Completed job and locked gate texts
- Includes up to 1/8 acre yard with up to 4 dogs
- Additional Dogs $5/Dog/Month
- Includes 1 Quarterly Sanitize and Deodorize treatment
- Additional Sanitize and Deodorize $39.99/treatment
Private Doody - One Time Clean
74.99$ÂPerfect for pet owners who need an occasional clean-up. Whether it’s a special event, a seasonal refresh, or a one-off tidy-up, this service is designed to restore your yard to a poop-free paradise.Valid for one month- Full inspection and removal of all visible pet waste in your
- Waste removal and disposal
- Spot Sanitizing of problem areas
- On the way text notifications
- Completed job and locked gate texts notifications
- Includes up to 1/8 acre yard with up to 4 dogs
- Additional Dogs $5/Dog/Month
- Optional – Sanitize and Deodorize $39.99 per treatment
Special Doody - Once a Month
59.99$Every monthGreat for busy pet owners who want their yard cleaned once a month without the hassle. This ensures your yard stays manageable and pleasant. Save when you subscribe.Â- Once-a-month comprehensive pet waste removal service $59.99
- Pet waste disposal
- Complimentary spot deodorizing in problem areas
- Flexible scheduling with reminders before each visit
- On the way text notifications
- Completed job and locked gate text notifications
- Loyalty reward programs access and discounts
- Discounted rates for additional one-time emergency clean-ups
- Includes up to 1/8 acre yard with 4 dogs
- Each additional dog $5.00/dog
- Optional - Sanitize and Deodorize $39.99/treatment
Sergeant Doody - Twice a Month
39.99$Every monthIdeal for households with multiple pets or yards that see frequent use. Bi-weekly visits ensure your outdoor space is always ready to enjoy.Â- Twice-a-month comprehensive pet waste removal
- Pet waste disposal
- Complimentary spot sanitization in problem areas
- Priority scheduling for emergency clean-ups
- On the way text notifications
- Completed job and locked gate text notifications
- Loyalty rewards program access for discounts and freebies
- Includes up to 1/8 acre yard with up to 4 dogs
- Additional Dogs $5/Dog/Month
- Optional – Sanitize and Deodorize $39.99 per treatment